Hot Miami Strippers books office Christmas cocktail nights in Miami with bartenders and waitresses in holiday outfits. The full show belongs after, at a house, suite or rental the company does not own. Keep the office part classy. Save the set for a room of adults who asked for it.
I have been taking December calls since 1990. Offices want a room that still looks like work at 5 and like a party at 7. That is bartenders and waitresses in red and green, drinks moving, nobody getting undressed next to the copier. If you want a show, we book a second clock somewhere else.
Start with topless bartenders if the office night is service, not a set. Waitresses in Christmas attire work the same way: trays, the room, the pace. The after-party is a different product on a different address.
The Office Night And The After-Party
Two bookings. Two lists. Two doors. Mix them and you get a complaint from someone who thought they were coming for punch.
The office piece runs 7 to 10, or 6 to 9 if people have kids at home. Bartenders at a table or a kitchen island. Waitresses in holiday outfits keeping glasses full. Music you already own. No stage. No announcement. Street clothes in, costume on site if the outfit is part of the look, nothing that walks through a lobby like a parade.
The after-party is a house in Coral Gables, a suite in Brickell, a rental in Coconut Grove. Adults. A bathroom that locks. A list that wants a set. 45 to 90 minutes. That clock does not start in the conference room. It starts when the door shuts on the second address.
If half the office is not invited to the after-party, do not talk about it at the cocktail hour. I have seen that split a room. Book the office night as the office night.
Holiday Bartenders And Waitresses
Holiday outfits: Santa hats, red dresses, velvet, candy-cane details. Say the word on the call. I pack a bag. I do not invent a theme from a Pinterest screenshot at 4 p.m. on the 22nd.
Coverage is one bartender per bar and waitresses enough to move the room. A 25-person cocktail hour is not a 60-person open house. Tell me the headcount. Under-hiring means one person stuck at the ice. That is not a party. That is a line.
Topless is an option for the bartender line when the guest list is adults and the office is actually closed. If spouses, clients, or a boss who did not sign off are in the room, keep it clothed holiday service. I will ask. Answer straight.
What The Building Will Allow
Downtown and Brickell towers have desks. Holiday parties already make those desks tired. Extra people in costume in the elevator is how you meet security. Street clothes in. Change in a locked bathroom or a side office. No photos in the corridor.
A warehouse in Wynwood with a private entrance is easier. A law office on a high floor with a receptionist until 6 is not. Tell me which one you have before I quote a window.
If the after-party is a hotel, ask visitors and vendors before you book me. Some South Beach properties still say no. A house with a driveway does not have that argument.
December Dates Fill First
The second and third weekends in December go first. Friday the 18th and Saturday the 19th, in a normal year, are the ones people fight over. The week of the 22nd is the leftover week and it is not leftover. Call in November. Same-day on December 23 happens. I will not pretend it is the same as calling on the 3rd.
Office nights cluster on Thursdays. After-parties cluster on Fridays and Saturdays. If you want both, say both on the first call so I do not staff the office and then tell you Saturday is gone.
Brickell offices empty at 6. Coral Gables offices linger. Downtown buildings with a security desk want a list if more than a handful of outside guests are coming. Send it. Do not argue with the desk on the 19th with a tray in the elevator.
Parking is the thing people forget. Valet lines in Brickell in December look like Art Basel. If the after-party is a house in the Gables, someone sober drives. I do not run a shuttle. A party bus is a different booking and a different clock. Do not stack a 9 p.m. bartender end against a 9:15 show across town.
Holiday outfits on bartenders and waitresses still mean a bathroom to change in. A glass conference room is not that bathroom. Give me a door that closes. If the office is an open loft in Wynwood, a back storage room with a lock works. Tell me before I arrive, not when someone is holding a Santa hat in the hallway.
Clients on the list: keep the office hour clothed and holiday. The after-party can be the set. Staff who did not get invited should not hear the second address over the punch. I have watched that wreck a Monday.
Rain in December is a short storm. A terrace cocktail hour needs a backup inside. I will not put waitresses on a windy balcony with glassware because the view is nice. Inside first. Terrace if the weather holds.
If the company is paying, put one name on the deposit. Group chats with six people “handling it” are how windows get held and then dropped. One host. One number. I call that number.
What I Need On The Call
Date. Address type for the office. Address type for the after-party if there is one. Headcount for each. Clothed holiday service or topless bartenders. Whether the after-party is a set, and who is on that list.
Deposit locks the window. Names get confirmed. Payment on arrival for the rest. Nothing on the statement has to say what it was.
Call (786) 743-6030 or book on the contact page. Tell me the office night and, if you want it, the house after. December is already moving.