Hot Miami Strippers sends one dancer in a red velvet Santa outfit to Miami house parties, bachelor nights and friends’ Christmas parties. One bag. One clock. The walk-in is the joke. The set is the job.
This is not a mall Santa and it is not a parade float. It is a private show in a room you control. Look at costumed and themed dancers if you want the product line. For this booking the word is Santa. Say it on the call so it is in the bag.
One Dancer, One Red Suit
Velvet jacket or a fitted red dress, hat, belt. Female dancer or male dancer. Name the roster. A duo is a different night and a different clock. Most Christmas house parties should start with one.
The costume is the entrance. She or he arrives in street clothes, changes in a bathroom that locks, and walks into the room in the suit. If you want a gag walk-in — a late gift, a noise complaint, a delivery — say so. That only works if one person in the group knows and the guest of honor does not.
A 6-by-6 clear patch of floor is enough. Furniture pushed back. A speaker you already own. I am not a DJ package. Bass after quiet hours in a Brickell tower is how Halloween ended in the lobby. Christmas is the same desks with tinsel.
How The Night Actually Runs
Arrival is a window, not a hard 9:00 with someone watching the peephole. Thirty minutes. One person at the door who knows we are coming. That person also pays the rest on arrival.
The set is 45 to 90 minutes. Early is better on a weeknight. Friday and Saturday you can go later if the building allows it. After midnight on a Sunday is a different coverage problem. Tell me the real start, not “whenever people show up.”
If this is a surprise, say surprise on the first call so nobody from our office dials the guest of honor to confirm an address. Give us the name. The walk-in changes when we can use it.
Houses, Bachelor Parties, Friends’ Christmas
A house in Kendall with a driveway is the easy version. A condo in Edgewater with a list at the desk needs the list before we send anyone. A hotel suite needs the visitor policy. Ask before you book me.
Bachelor parties in December are still bachelor parties. The Santa bag is a theme, not a replacement for the set. Friends’ Christmas nights are often mixed. If the room is mixed and not everyone wants a full set, say so. We have a comedy Santa for that. This post is the dancer in the red suit for a room that wants the show.
Kids in a back bedroom is a no. Mixed ages in the unit is a no. Adults. Door shut. That is the whole policy.
Which Dates Go First
The two Saturdays before Christmas fill first. Then the Fridays. Then the Thursday office-adjacent nights. December 26 is quieter and still a real date if people are in town. New Year’s Eve is a different post. Do not mash this into that clock.
Same-day happens in the second week of December more than people think, and less on the 20th than they hope. Call in November if you care about a name from the roster.
South Beach suites fill with out-of-town bachelor groups in December. The desk will ask who is coming up. Put the dancer on the list as a guest, in street clothes, not as “entertainment.” I have had nights end in a lobby because someone thought a costume in the porte-cochere was funny.
A house in Cutler Bay or Homestead is more windshield time. Say the city on the call. Travel is in the quote. Saturday at 8 in Kendall and Saturday at 8 in Sunny Isles are not the same drive.
If the guest of honor is already drunk at 6, do not book a 7 p.m. window and hope. Move it or cancel like an adult. A Santa walk-in into a room that is already sideways is a short night and a bad story.
Bachelor parties that also want a club after: do the set at the house first. 7:30 or 8:00. Then LIV or a lounge if that is the plan. I do not send a dancer to a club table. Private room or nothing.
Friends’ Christmas nights often start as dinner. Eat first. Clear the table. Then the window. I would rather start at 9 after plates are gone than start at 7:30 with someone still carving a ham in the same room.
The red velvet creases if it sits in a hot car. We change on site. That is also why the locked bathroom matters. A balcony is not a change space, even in December.
Payment on arrival is cash or whatever we confirmed. The host at the door is the person who has it. Passing a hat is not a system. If the bachelor is the one who is supposed to be surprised, he is not the one holding the envelope.
Neighbors: a house in a quiet street in Palmetto Bay will hear bass. Keep it inside. A short set with the slider shut beats a long set with a cop at the curb. I leave when the clock ends. You deal with the street.
The Call
Date. House, condo, suite. Headcount. Female or male. Surprise or not. Window. One word: Santa.
Call (786) 743-6030 or use the contact page. I still take these. The red bag goes out every December. The dates do not wait.