We send strippers in Miami to Brickell condos and penthouses when the room is a unit you control, not a lobby. High-rises run on desks, lists, and quiet hours. The set still runs 45 to 90 minutes. The elevator is the part people forget.
The desk, the list, the unit
Give us the name for the guest list and the unit number. Not after we are in the porte-cochere. Before. A dancer in street clothes is a guest. A costume in the lobby is a problem. Change inside, behind a door that locks.
Front-desk security is not personal. They have a clipboard and a camera. If your building wants every name, send the names. If they want a visitor code, have it. I will not argue with a desk at 10 p.m. on Brickell Avenue. You live there. You know the building. Tell me the truth of it.
Elevator access matters when the freight car is the only one that goes to your floor after hours. If that is the case, say so. We can work a window. We cannot work a surprise lockout.
Quiet hours and after-work nights
Quiet hours are posted. I do not recite them as facts about a tower I am not standing in. Check yours. If they start at 10, the set is not at 10:15. Bass through a slab is how the night ends in the lobby. Keep the slider shut. Keep it inside.
After-work parties and birthdays are the usual Brickell calls. People come from offices on Brickell Avenue, drop bags in the unit, and want a set before anyone goes out. Early is better. 7:30. 8:00. The group is still in the room. After midnight in a tower is a shorter set, not a longer one.
If you want bar coverage instead of a show, that is topless bartenders. Different clock. Different job. Do not mash them into one sentence and hope I guess.
What I need on the call
Date. Condo or penthouse. Guest-list name. Unit. Headcount. Show or bar. I have been in these buildings since 1990. The view does not change the product. The desk does.
Weekend dates want a week or two. Same-day happens when coverage allows. Ask.
Penthouses look like they have space until the furniture is still against every wall. A 6-by-6 clear patch is the minimum for a set. Push the sofa. I will not invent a stage out of a coffee table.
Delivery people, dog walkers, and a roommate who “might stop by” are how a quiet-hours complaint starts. Named list. Nobody extra. If the birthday is a surprise, the person who lives there still has to know a guest is coming, or the desk will send us around the block.
Payment on arrival is the rest after the deposit. The host at the door has it. Passing a hat in a hallway with cameras is not a system.
Same-day Brickell happens more on a Wednesday than on a Saturday. Call. I will say yes or no. I will not hold a window on a vibe.
If two units are “maybe,” pick one. I quote one address. A last-minute move from Brickell Avenue to a house across the causeway is a new window and sometimes a no.