We send strippers in Coral Gables to homes, villas, hotel suites and party buses. Neon. Pastel. Palms. That palette is older than any game. I’ve been in these rooms since 1990.
Short answer
If you want a retro Miami party, control lighting, color, and music. Magenta and cyan. Pastel if you can stand it. Palms you already have. No logos, no typeface from a box art, no character costumes. A dancer is still a 45 to 90 minute set, not a prop. Hostesses stay fully clothed. Call (786) 743-6030 with the date, the house, and whether you want a show or staff in that room.
Booking at a glance
- Look
- Generic 80s Miami. Neon, pastel, palms. Nobody owns that.
- Not the look
- A franchise, a character, a UI, a logo on a jersey.
- Lighting
- Yours. Cheap LED strips beat a fog machine in a hotel.
- Music
- Yours. We are not a DJ package.
- Wardrobe
- Generic, at booking. No character bits.
- Booking
- (786) 743-6030
The Look Predates the Marketing
Miami looked like this before a box art department got involved. I’ve stood in living rooms with bad neon since the 90s. You don’t need a license to put a pink bulb in a lamp. You do need to stop before you print a mark that isn’t yours.
If a sentence sounds like we’re selling a tie-in, rewrite it. This page is lighting and judgment. Not a partnership.
Neon is a hardware store. A character is a lawsuit. I know which one I send.
Lighting, Palette, Music
Practical, not a Pinterest speech. Practical means you can dim the kitchen fluorescents. Add a strip you can unplug. Don’t fog a hotel. Don’t put a strobe where a neighbor can see it through the slider.
Palette: magenta, cyan, a little gold if you already own it. Pastel walls you can’t repaint in an Airbnb. Work with lamps, not paint.
Music is a speaker you control. Volume inside. The condo doesn’t care that the song is from 1985. Building rules still apply.
| Do | Don’t | |
|---|---|---|
| Light | Dimmable lamps, LED strips you own | Fog, open flame, balcony floods |
| Color | Magenta, cyan, pastel gels | Printed marks, fake UI |
| Clothes | Generic 80s if requested at booking | Characters, logos, typeface gags |
| Show | A real set in a closed room | A dancer as living decor |
The hallway can glow. The costume still has to be generic. No marks, no characters.
Costume Direction Without a Franchise
Referee, cheer, cop, maid, seasonal. That’s the list we already send. See referee and cheerleader costume shows for how those actually run. No team logos. No movie characters. No “as seen on a loading screen.”
If the honoree wants a quiet athletic set with no costume gag, say that. I will not upsell a whistle.
Hostesses don’t wear a bit. Fully clothed, no undress, no performance. If your retro party is mixed-age, that’s the line. Party Hostesses.
- Say the look in one word at booking.
- You own the lights. We own the arrival and the clock.
- A show still stops the room. Pretty lighting doesn’t turn staffing into a set.
Hotels hate fog and flame. I’ve had nights end with a sprinkler. Ask before you buy a machine. Houses you control are easier.
The Booking Under the Lights
45 to 90 minutes if it’s a set. Hours if it’s staff. Street clothes in, even if the house looks like 1985. Payment on arrival. Phones away if that was the deal.
For the hour, how a private house show actually runs doesn’t change because you bought pink bulbs.
If you can’t dim it, don’t add it.
Plus date, house, show or staff. (786) 743-6030.
The neon is your set dressing. The job is still the job.
House Rules
- No photos of staff.
- No touching beyond the booking.
- No logos, no characters.
- Payment on arrival.
What I Will Refuse
A costume that copies a character. A printed mark. A fogger in a suite. A request to “make it look like the game.” I’ll send generic. That’s the line.
Date, house, look in one word, show or staff. (786) 743-6030.
A Worked Look, No Marks
Buy bulbs. Dim the overheads. Unplug what you can’t stand. Music on a speaker you already own, inside, not on a rail. That’s an 80s Miami living room. It cost you a hardware run. It didn’t cost you a lawyer.
Ask for cheer or cop at booking if you want a look. I’ll pack it. I will not pack a character. I will not put a mark on a jacket. If your group shows up with printed shirts, that’s their problem. Our people don’t wear them.
Fog in a Brickell suite is how you meet the fire panel. I’ve had that conversation. Don’t buy the machine.
The set is still a set. Pretty light doesn’t make a bartender a dancer. Pretty light doesn’t make a mixed family night into a show. Hostesses if the list is mixed. Dancers if the list wants a show. Say which.
You can take pictures of your lamps. You cannot take pictures of staff. That’s not a style choice.
Date, house, one-word look, show or staff. (786) 743-6030.
What You Can Buy vs What You Can’t
You can buy bulbs. You can buy a speaker. You can ask for a generic look at booking. You cannot buy a license from me. I don’t have one to sell. I have dancers and hostesses and a phone.
If your decorator wants to go further, that’s your decorator. Keep our people out of printed marks. Keep cameras off our people.
A retro living room in Coconut Grove and a retro living room in an Airbnb with thin walls are different jobs. The Grove house can take a little more volume. The Airbnb takes the same rules as any condo. Tell me which one you rented.
I’ve been in rooms with bad lighting since 1990. You don’t need much. You need a dimmer and a closed door. The rest is shopping.
Date, house, one word, show or staff. (786) 743-6030.
Keep It Cheap and Legal
Hardware store. Dimmer. Speaker inside. One-word wardrobe if you want it. That’s the look. Anything with a mark comes off before our people arrive, or they don’t come in wearing it, or the booking ends. I’m not dramatic. I’m old.
You can spend money on a decorator. Spend it on lamps, not on printing. Spend it on a house that allows a closed door, not on a suite that bans vendors and then asks for fog.
I’ve walked into rooms with good light and rooms with a single lamp. Both can host a set. Only one of them needs a shopping trip. Neither needs a franchise.
Date, house, one word, show or staff. (786) 743-6030.
If you already hired a decorator, tell them no marks on our people. If you didn’t hire a decorator, you don’t need one. Lamps. A closed door. A booking. Call (786) 743-6030.
Grove house vs thin-walled rental: tell me which. Volume and desks change. The look doesn’t fix a bad building.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can you make it look like the game?
No. We can work a generic 80s Miami palette. We don’t copy marks, typefaces, UI, or characters.
Do you bring the lights?
No. You light the house. We bring the booking.
Is fog OK?
In a house you control, maybe. In a hotel, usually no. Sprinklers end nights.
What wardrobe can we ask for?
Generic looks at booking. Referee, cheer, cop, maid, seasonal. No franchise.
Does the look change the clock?
No. 45 to 90 minutes for a set. Hours for staff.
Mixed-age retro party?
Hostesses. Fully clothed, no undress, no performance.
Can we photograph the neon with the dancer in it?
No photos of staff unless you cleared it before anyone left the office.
What do you need on the call?
Date, address type, show or staff, one-word look if you want one. (786) 743-6030.
About Hot Miami Strippers
In these rooms since 1990. Company since 1990. Still take the calls. Neon is your hardware store. The booking is mine.
- Founded 1990
- Phone (786) 743-6030
- Look Generic era, no marks
- Lines Show vs hostesses, still separate
Light the House. Book the Job.
Date, house, show or staff, one-word look.