Miami · Group Arrivals Twelve people land within ninety minutes of each other on four different flights. Somebody’s bag doesn’t come out. Two guys have already ordered rideshares and left. By the time the group is actually together at the rental it’s two hours later, three people are irritated, and the first afternoon of the … Read more
Miami · Office & Birthday The office birthday has a script and everyone hates it. A sheet cake appears in the break room at 3 PM. Fourteen people stand in a semicircle holding paper plates. Somebody starts the song a beat too early in the wrong key, it limps to the end, and everyone goes … Read more
Miami · Bachelor Party Somebody’s phone is the speaker. It’s been the speaker for two hours, it’s at 12%, and every eleven minutes someone reaches over and skips the track. The playlist was built for a car ride. At 11 PM the house has twenty-five people in it and the music is still doing the … Read more
Miami · Tailgate Season The tailgate itself is easy. You’ve got the RV, the grill’s been going since ten, and fourteen guys are in a parking lot in Miami Gardens having a good time. The question is what happens in the ninety minutes before kickoff, or the two hours after the game when nobody wants … Read more
Miami · Car Shows & Automotive Events Six guys, four hours, thirty acres of cars, and by the second hour the group has split three ways and nobody can find each other. Car shows are bigger than people expect and less structured than they look. A hostess doesn’t make the cars more interesting — she … Read more
Miami · Bachelorette Poolside Ten women, a rented house in Coral Gables with a pool, and a Saturday afternoon that was supposed to be the easy part of the weekend. Instead the maid of honor has made three trips to the kitchen, the ice ran out an hour ago, and somebody’s phone is dying because … Read more
Miami · Bridal Shower Twenty-two women, a long table, and a hostess who is also the bride’s sister, also the one who booked the venue, also the one holding the cake knife. She has not sat down. She has not eaten. And she is now supposed to stand up in front of the bride’s grandmother … Read more
Miami · Bachelor Party Every bachelor party has the same problem at the same hour. It’s 10 PM, the group is fed, everyone’s had a few, and now twelve guys are standing in a rental living room waiting for something to happen. Oil wrestling solves that hour, and it solves it in a way nobody … Read more
Miami · Costume Bookings A costume is not decoration. It’s the thing that tells a room full of people what kind of night this is, in the first four seconds, without anybody having to explain. Referee and cheerleader outfits are the two most requested looks we book in Miami, and the reason is the same … Read more
Miami · Draft Night Booking The draft ends at 10:15. Twelve guys have their teams, the board is full, and there is a twenty-minute window where the night either becomes something or turns into everyone standing around calling rides. Booking entertainment for that window is the most common August request we take, and the whole … Read more