We book female and male dancers for private parties throughout Miami and Broward. I’ve taken this call since the early 90s. First show. The group chat makes it a mystery. It isn’t. You book a window in a house you control, and the people in that room have to want it.
Short answer
A first private show is a timed performance in a space you control. Usually 45 to 90 minutes, adults only, one or two dancers. They arrive in street clothes, change on site, leave the same way. You need a door that closes, a bathroom with a lock, and a guest list that actually agreed to a show. Payment on arrival. Call (786) 743-6030 with the date, the neighborhood, the headcount, and whether you want female dancers, male dancers, or staff instead.
Booking at a glance
- First call
- Date, address type, headcount, who the night is for, show vs staffing.
- Who comes
- One dancer is enough for a small living room. Two if the room would leave one person stranded.
- Clock
- 45 to 90 minutes. Not a four-hour shift.
- Arrival
- Street clothes. Nothing for a lobby or a neighbor to clock.
- You provide
- Closed room, change space, speaker, adult guest list.
- You don’t provide
- A stage, a pole, or a surprise sprung on someone who did not consent.
- Lead time
- A week or two for Saturday. Mid-week same-day is often possible.
- Booking
- (786) 743-6030. quote on the call.
What You Are Actually Buying
You’re not renting a club. You’re not hiring a mystery. You’re booking a performer for a window in a house, villa, or suite. The room stops. That is the point. If you wanted the party to keep circulating, you wanted bartenders or hostesses, not this page.
The first-timer mistake I still see: treating the booking like a prank. A surprise for the honoree can work when that person wants a show and the rest of the room knows. A surprise for a mixed living room that still has someone’s parents on the couch is how you get a quiet, expensive disaster. Ask the honoree, or ask the person who actually lives there.
If anyone in the house did not sign up for a show, they should not be in the house. That is the whole ethics section.
For a plain walkthrough of pacing once the door shuts, read how a private house show actually runs. This article is the booking itself: the call, the room, the first hour of being the host.
The Call
Have four things. The date. The kind of address (house, condo, hotel, boat). How many people will actually be in the room. Whether you want a female dancer, a male dancer, a duo, or you are not sure. “Not sure” is a valid answer. I’d rather send one person than four people standing around a coffee table.
You get a price on that call. There is no form that spits a package. Weekend season costs more than a Tuesday in Doral. Hotel vendor bans are not a debate at 11 p.m. If the suite cannot have visitors, say so before we talk wardrobe.
Browse the Meet the Dancers roster if you already have faces in mind. Weekend names go first. First-time groups do better asking us to match the room than trying to cast a movie from thumbnails.
| Show | Staffing | |
|---|---|---|
| Clock | 45 to 90 minutes | Hours |
| Room | Watches | Keeps moving |
| First-timer fit | When the list is adults and the honoree wants it | When you wanted atmosphere without a set |
| Mixed-age | No | Hostesses only |
A locked bathroom beats a guest room with no door. Change space is not optional.
The Room
- A door that closes. Open-plan lofts work when you can still keep non-participants out.
- A bathroom with a lock or a bedroom with a door. Changing in a hallway is not a plan.
- Floor. A coffee table in the middle of the rug is the first thing you move.
- A speaker you control. Phone-in-a-cup is how first bookings sound like a group chat.
- Lighting you can dim. Kitchen fluorescents on full is the wrong picture.
Hotels are a building. Not a vibe. If the desk already said no vendors, we will not talk our way past it in costume. Houses and villas you control are the default first booking. Suites that allow visitors work. Lobbies never do. For what hotels actually tolerate, hotel suite party constraints is the longer version.
How the Hour Runs
Street clothes. Host meets them. Payment before anything starts.
Closed room. You finish moving the table. Phones away if that was the deal.
The room stays the room. Guests who cannot follow house rules are the host’s job.
Same clothes out. No encore invented in the kitchen. No photos.
First-time hosts over-direct. I’ve watched it. You don’t need a playlist speech or a blocking rehearsal. You need the guest list honest, the bathroom free, and someone sober enough to answer the door.
House Rules That Are Not Mood Lighting
- No photos or video unless you cleared it before anyone left the office.
- No touching beyond the booking.
- Payment on arrival.
- The honoree has to want this. A prank on an unwilling person is not a booking we keep.
- Requests that turn the night into something else end it.
What First Groups Get Wrong
They book a duo for six people. They book a solo for thirty. They hide the show from a partner who lives in the house. They pick a hotel that already said no. They assume “private” means “no rules.” They wait until Saturday afternoon in season and then want a specific name.
They also mix lines. Party Hostesses are fully clothed staffing with no performance. If your first event is an office birthday with managers in the room, that is the line. A dancer is the other line. We will tell you which one you described.
What You Should Tell the Group
Tell them a performer is coming. Tell them the hour. Tell them phones may be away. Don’t tell them a story that makes it sound like a club table in a living room. First-time guests who think they bought bottle service get angry when the rules are ordinary house rules.
Tell the people who live in the house. Roommates, partners, the neighbor with a key. A first booking should not be the night someone walks in from a late shift to a closed living room they were not warned about.
If you cannot say those sentences out loud, you are not ready to host. Book staff instead, or wait. The call will still be (786) 743-6030 when you are ready. Have the date, the address type, and an honest headcount. If the honoree is the only person who matters, say what they asked for, not what the group chat memed.
Music is yours. We are not a DJ package. A Bluetooth speaker you already own is enough. Volume stays in the room. First-time hosts who “warm up” the house with a patio speaker have already written the complaint. Keep the pregame inside if the set is inside.
Food is yours. A dancer is not a dinner guest and not a waiter. If you wanted trays in motion, that is a different line and a different clock. Don’t hand a performer a plate and a cue at the same time.
Parking and the door are yours. Someone sober enough to hear a knock. Someone who can point to the bathroom. Someone who already moved the coffee table. First bookings stall on those three things more than on the show itself.
If the group is mostly strangers from an app or a club, don’t make a first private show the icebreaker. Book a house you know, with people you would defend in the morning. We will still quote the job. We will also tell you when the list sounds like a problem.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do I need to be there when they arrive?
Yes. Someone responsible meets them, settles payment, and shows the change space. Don’t send them to a door that nobody answers.
Can we surprise the guest of honor?
Only if that person wants a show. Surprising the room is not the same as surprising one adult who already asked for this.
How many dancers for a first booking?
One for a small living room. Two when headcount or room size would leave one performer stranded. We will say two if one is the wrong math.
What should guests know in advance?
That a show is happening, that phones may be away, that touching is not a souvenir. Ambush crowds go badly.
Is a hotel suite OK the first time?
If visitors are allowed. If not, pick a house. The first booking should not be an argument with a desk.
Can we add a bartender the same night?
Yes, as a second booking with its own window. Not as the dancer’s second job.
What if someone in the group gets ugly?
The host owns the room. We will end a booking that turns into something else. That is cheaper than pretending.
How far ahead for a first Saturday?
A week or two. Mid-week can be shorter. Have the date and the address type when you call (786) 743-6030.
About Hot Miami Strippers
Private bookings since 1990. Female and male dancers, plus a separate hostess-only staffing line. Sean Michaels takes the calls. Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach.
- Founded 1990
- Phone (786) 743-6030
- Area Three counties
- First booking Direct by phone, one quote
Book the First One Without the Mythology
Date, address type, headcount, show or staff. That is the call.